The 2nd Annual Stonehenge 1/2 K and Field Day If you're running, you're doing it wrong! Weve all dreamed of crossing that finish line, American flag in hand, exhausted from the competition, or beer, chips & salsa. You now get to be that person! Join your fellow underachievers for a day (um, maybe more like 10 minutes) of GLORY, SELF-CONGRATULATORY CELEBRATION AND PARTICIPATION TROPHIES to raise money for a great organization, the Hill Country Arts Foundation! The 2nd Annual Stonehenge 1/2 K and Field Day will be held at 10 am on September 20th at the Hill Country Arts Foundation, 120 Point Theater Road, Ingram, TX 78025. Here are the details! The um, "Race" (emphasis on the air quotes) will start at the Stonehenge in Ingram TX. Following the crack of the starting pistol (were checking on whether or not we can use real guns..no were not) the um, "Race", will then head around the grounds of the Hill Country Arts Foundation, where you will encounter the decathlon events. That way, you can top your triathlete friends humble brag stories. (What did you do this weekend, Bob? Oh, nothing big, I guess - just did a little triathalon. Wow Bob, Im proud of you and your little triathlon, but I did a decathlon. Drop the mic, walk away. It is here where the magic happens because now that you are a Gold Medal Decathlon Winner, you can take a whole bunch of selfies, post them all over social media, and generally remind all of your friends just how superior you are to them. If you dont take a selfie and post it somewhere, did it even happen?! No it did not. Swag, Goodies, and Fun Stuff! T-shirts...duh! IF YOU WANT A T-SHIRT ON RACE DAY - AND WHO DOESN'T WANT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS - YOU MUST REGISTER PRIOR TO August 30th. REGISTRATIONS AFTER THAT DATE WILL NEED TO PICK UP THEIR SHIRT 2-3 WEEKS AFTER THE EVENT. The pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5k sticker is here! So much bragging rights. Slap that baby on your back windshield, hop on I-10 and appreciate the jealous stares of your fellow drivers as they drive by. Its possible you might even get pulled over by law enforcement officers who are looking for autographs. Pretty, pretty, pretty cool. No more dumb participation medals.....instead everyone will get a GOLD MEDAL! (Everyone is a Winner! (As a gold medal decathalete you know that no matter how bad you are, because we are all about creating an environment of positivity and self-worth.) Of course, we will have a Coffee and Donut station at the halfway point for carb-loading and energy, a designated smoking section, the mean nurses tent, Matt Foley Motivational Speaker in his Van Down By The River. Individual and group costume contests with prizes. Dress up in anything fun, stupid and zany! Cool sunglasses, cowboy hats, short shorts, Spurs gear, pajamas, you name it. Come dressed for fun! Awards Presentation and post-race party at the center of the Stonehenge Our friends at (insert brewery here) will give all of you a free beer just for you being you. Hooray for beer! Live music? Are you kidding? What do you think we are, an Arts Foundation? Sheesh! The world's worst trumpet player starts the race. Dont believe usjust wait! They are taking requests, but please, no rap or fusion jazz. Metal is fine, but no rap. Much, much, much more (as we think of things) Team Competition At the Stonehenge Stage, we will have a themed costume competition for teams. What does this mean? We dont quite know? What are the rules? Well figure them out. If youre really worried about how the team competition will work, you probably dont want to be on a team. Thats not the point. Remember, everyone gets a trophy! So stop asking questions, get your team together and sign up. Volunteers Yes, we need them! There is a link at the bottom of our website for volunteer information and registration. https://www.hcaf.com/12-k-and-field-day Please pass the word to your friends. And we'll gladly put your high schooler to work too and give them a signed Community Service form. REGISTRATION INFORMATION General Registration will open to everyone at 12 am on Friday May 30, 2025 and will remain open until the event sells out. Place: Hill Country Arts Foundation 120 Point Theater Road Ingram, TX US 78025 "Race" Contact Info: If you have any questions about this "Race", please contact the "Race" director at specialeventshcaf.com Facebook: Like this page and invite your friends on https://www.facebook.com/StonehengeHalfK/