Beat the Blerch

  • Date Sat 12th September 2026
  • Time 8:00AM PDT
  • Location Carnation, Washington
  • Price $44.37 - $130.17
  • Races 4 races
  • Distances 5km, 10km, Half Marathon, Marathon

Event summary

Get ready for an unforgettable running experience at the Beat the Blerch event taking place on Saturday, September 12, 2026, in the charming town of Carnation, Washington! Just a short drive from Seattle, this delightful race offers participants a chance to conquer their running goals with distances to suit everyone, including a 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon. Starting at King County's picturesque Tolt MacDonald Park, runners will enjoy a stunning flat, out-and-back course that meanders through lush evergreen forests along the scenic Snoqualmie Valley Trail.

Beat the Blerch is not just about racing; it's about celebrating the joy of running, inspired by the beloved comic from The Oatmeal. After crossing the finish line, why not take a leisurely stroll through nearby strawberry farms and pumpkin patches that welcome visitors for guided tours? This event promises to be a day filled with fun, fitness, and community spirit, making it a perfect outing for runners of all ages and levels. Don't miss your chance to join this unique and uplifting celebration of all things running!

Organiser's Description

Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running].

Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle.

It begins at King Countys Tolt MacDonald Park, and its a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case youre still up for a bit of walking after the race.

Races

  • 5k

    Incl. $4.37 Fee

    Sat 12th September 2026 (12:00PM PDT)

    $44.37

    OPENS 20 JAN 26
  • 10k

    Incl. $5.37 Fee & "I Beat the Blerch" Finisher's Shirt

    Sat 12th September 2026 (9:30AM PDT)

    $65.37

    OPENS 20 JAN 26
  • Half Marathon

    Incl. $7.37 Fee & "I Beat the Blerch" Finisher's Shirt

    Sat 12th September 2026 (9:00AM PDT)

    $92.37

    OPENS 20 JAN 26
  • Marathon

    Incl. $10.17 Fee & "I Beat the Blerch" Finisher's Shirt

    Sat 12th September 2026 (8:00AM PDT)

    $130.17

    OPENS 20 JAN 26

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Location

Tolt-MacDonald Park, 31020 NE 40th St, Carnation, 98014, WA, United States

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