Beat the Blerch
- Date Sat 6th September 2025
- Time 8:00AM EST
- Location Carnation, Washington
- Price $44.37 - $130.17
- Races 4 races
- Distances 5km, 10km, Half Marathon
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Event summary
Get ready for an unforgettable day of fun and fitness at the Beat the Blerch event on Saturday, September 6, 2025, in the charming town of Carnation, Washington. Just a short drive from Seattle, this unique race offers participants a choice of distances, including a 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon. Inspired by the popular comic from The Oatmeal, Beat the Blerch promises a lighthearted and enjoyable atmosphere for runners of all levels.
The race kicks off at King County's Tolt MacDonald Park and features a stunning flat, out-and-back course that meanders through lush evergreen forests along the picturesque Snoqualmie Valley Trail. As you cross the finish line, take a moment to explore the local area, where strawberry farms and pumpkin patches await with guided tours. Whether you're aiming for a personal best or simply want to soak in the vibrant community spirit, Beat the Blerch is the perfect event to celebrate running and enjoy the beautiful Pacific Northwest outdoors!
The race kicks off at King County's Tolt MacDonald Park and features a stunning flat, out-and-back course that meanders through lush evergreen forests along the picturesque Snoqualmie Valley Trail. As you cross the finish line, take a moment to explore the local area, where strawberry farms and pumpkin patches await with guided tours. Whether you're aiming for a personal best or simply want to soak in the vibrant community spirit, Beat the Blerch is the perfect event to celebrate running and enjoy the beautiful Pacific Northwest outdoors!
Organiser's Description
Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running].
Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle.
It begins at King Countys Tolt MacDonald Park, and its a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case youre still up for a bit of walking after the race.
Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle.
It begins at King Countys Tolt MacDonald Park, and its a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case youre still up for a bit of walking after the race.
Races
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5k
Incl. $4.37 Fee
Sat 6th September 2025 (12:00PM EDT)
$44.37
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10k
Incl. $5.37 Fee & "I Beat the Blerch" Finisher's Shirt
Sat 6th September 2025 (9:00AM EDT)
$65.37
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Half Marathon
Incl. $7.37 Fee & "I Beat the Blerch" Finisher's Shirt
Sat 6th September 2025 (8:30AM EDT)
$92.37
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Marathon
Incl. $10.17 Fee & "I Beat the Blerch" Finisher's Shirt
Sat 6th September 2025 (8:00AM EDT)
$130.17
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