December 20, 2025 . 7:00 a.m. PST . 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Halfa 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.

Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races

Whether youre a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally bugginin the best way.

* Clueless & Breathless 5K This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
* Totally Buggin 10K Longer than Cher's holiday gift listand twice as fierce.
* The Ala"ia Half Marathon Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Dont get muggedstay hydrated.
* The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) Run any distance, from anywhereeven the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.

Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouragedextra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.


Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 2022, and well mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.

This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.


PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.