Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
- Date Sat 20th December 2025
- Time 7:00AM PST
- Location Canoga Park, California
- Price $34.99
- Races 4 races
- Distances 5km, 10km, Half Marathon
Event summary
Get ready to lace up your sneakers and embrace the nostalgia at the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon on Saturday, December 20, 2025! Set in the vibrant Canoga Park, Los Angeles, this delightful holiday run kicks off at 7:00 a.m. PST at 6846 Owensmouth Ave. Whether you’re channeling your inner Beverly Hills princess or just looking to burn off those holiday treats, this event is packed with 90s flair, including mall glam, holiday cheer, and plenty of fun!
Participants can choose from a variety of distances: the quick and cheerful 5K, perfect for those short shopping trips; the fierce 10K, longer than Cher’s holiday gift list; or the Alaïa Half Marathon, designed to challenge your inner fashionista. Plus, for those who prefer to run from the comfort of their own space, the Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree virtual option allows you to join in from anywhere! Costumes are highly encouraged, with extra points for festive flair like fur-trimmed Santa hats or feather pens. Don’t miss out on this unforgettable holiday run—sign up now for a race that’s totally buggin’!
Participants can choose from a variety of distances: the quick and cheerful 5K, perfect for those short shopping trips; the fierce 10K, longer than Cher’s holiday gift list; or the Alaïa Half Marathon, designed to challenge your inner fashionista. Plus, for those who prefer to run from the comfort of their own space, the Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree virtual option allows you to join in from anywhere! Costumes are highly encouraged, with extra points for festive flair like fur-trimmed Santa hats or feather pens. Don’t miss out on this unforgettable holiday run—sign up now for a race that’s totally buggin’!
Organiser's Description
December 20, 2025 . 7:00 a.m. PST . 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Halfa 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether youre a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally bugginin the best way.
* Clueless & Breathless 5K This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
* Totally Buggin 10K Longer than Cher's holiday gift listand twice as fierce.
* The Ala"ia Half Marathon Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Dont get muggedstay hydrated.
* The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) Run any distance, from anywhereeven the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouragedextra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.
Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 2022, and well mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.
PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.
Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Halfa 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether youre a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally bugginin the best way.
* Clueless & Breathless 5K This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
* Totally Buggin 10K Longer than Cher's holiday gift listand twice as fierce.
* The Ala"ia Half Marathon Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Dont get muggedstay hydrated.
* The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) Run any distance, from anywhereeven the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouragedextra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.
Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 2022, and well mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.
PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.
Races
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Clueless & Breathless 5K
Sat 20th December 2025 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
ribbon This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid. -
Totally Buggin 10K
Sat 20th December 2025 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
nail polish Longer than Cher's holiday gift listand twice as fierce. -
The Alaïa Half Marathon
Sat 20th December 2025 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
high-heeled shoe Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Dont get muggedstay hydrated. -
The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)
$34.99
shopping bags Run any distance, from anywhereeven the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
