Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
- Date Sat 6th February 2027
- Time 7:00AM PST
- Location Canoga Park, California
- Price $34.99
- Races 4 races
- Distances 5km, 10km, Half Marathon
Event summary
Get ready to relive the fabulous 90s at the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon on Saturday, February 6, 2027, in Canoga Park, Los Angeles! This vibrant and fun-filled event invites participants to don their best plaid, platform shoes, and mall-inspired outfits to celebrate the iconic decade. Whether you're sprinting through the Clueless & Breathless 5K—quick enough to rival a shopping spree at The Galleria—or taking on the Totally Buggin 10K, which is longer than Cher's shopping list, there's a race for everyone. For those seeking a real challenge, the Alaïa Half Marathon awaits, while virtual runners can join in from anywhere with the Multiverse Mall Dash! Expect an atmosphere buzzing with 90s jams and nostalgic energy—costumes are not just encouraged, they're essential! So, gather your friends and get ready to channel your inner 90s icon at this unforgettable event!
Organiser's Description
Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon, a 90s-inspired run packed with mall glam, plaid, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether youre a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just looking for an excuse to break out your best 90s look, this race is your chance to be totally buggin...in the best way.
CHOOSE YOUR CHALLENGE:
* Clueless & Breathless 5K This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus points if you run in plaid.
* Totally Buggin 10K Longer than Cher's shopping list and twice as fierce.
* The Ala"ia Half Marathon Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Stay hydrated.
* The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) Cant make it in person? Run from wherever you are and still earn your medal.
Expect 90s jams and plenty of mallcore energy.
Costumes strongly encouraged. Plaid, platform-shoe energy, feather pens, and your most fabulous 90s looks are all welcome.
MULTIVERSE OPTION (VIRTUAL RUNNERS WELCOME!)
Cant make it to Canoga Park? Join us from your own timeline. Complete your race wherever you are and earn the same finisher medal as our in-person runners.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.
_PARODY DISCLAIMER_
_THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS._
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon, a 90s-inspired run packed with mall glam, plaid, and way too much lip gloss.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether youre a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just looking for an excuse to break out your best 90s look, this race is your chance to be totally buggin...in the best way.
CHOOSE YOUR CHALLENGE:
* Clueless & Breathless 5K This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus points if you run in plaid.
* Totally Buggin 10K Longer than Cher's shopping list and twice as fierce.
* The Ala"ia Half Marathon Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Stay hydrated.
* The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) Cant make it in person? Run from wherever you are and still earn your medal.
Expect 90s jams and plenty of mallcore energy.
Costumes strongly encouraged. Plaid, platform-shoe energy, feather pens, and your most fabulous 90s looks are all welcome.
MULTIVERSE OPTION (VIRTUAL RUNNERS WELCOME!)
Cant make it to Canoga Park? Join us from your own timeline. Complete your race wherever you are and earn the same finisher medal as our in-person runners.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.
_PARODY DISCLAIMER_
_THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS._
Races
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Clueless & Breathless 5K
Sat 6th February 2027 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
ribbon This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid. -
Totally Buggin 10K
Sat 6th February 2027 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
nail polish Longer than Cher's holiday gift listand twice as fierce. -
The Alaïa Half Marathon
Sat 6th February 2027 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
high-heeled shoe Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Dont get muggedstay hydrated. -
The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)
$34.99
shopping bags Run any distance, from anywhereeven the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.
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6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, 91303, CA, United States
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