Hallelujah! Holy shit! Wheres the Tylenol? Nearing the end of a year wed all like to forget, it's time for the hap-hap-happiest holiday challengethe Shitters Full Virtual Race! This is the gift that keeps on giving, allowing you to pay homage to the finest holiday film ever made without leaving your neighborhood.

Whether you're running, walking, or stumbling, we have distances for every Griswold in your family, including 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon options. This isn't just a race; it's a "haul." Participants get one-of-a-kind, wild swag, including a hilarious, high-quality finishers medal and an ugly Christmas tee that will make you the envy of your holiday Zoom calls.

This is a virtual race, meaning you can race on any day that fits your schedule, perhaps sipping some bubbly in the tub after your 13.1-mile neighborhood loop. Don't be a Cousin Eddiesign up today and get some "stuff" in the mail. Keep the Christmas spirit alive, ensure your running isn't cancelled, and celebrate a year where the shitter was definitely full. Hurry, sign up before spots are gone!

*Race swag ships in December. Register by 11/15 for 12/2. Register by 12/1 for 12/15 ship. Registration prior to 12/5 for guaranteed delivery by 12/25.