The Short's Shortest Marathon
- Date Sun 17th May 2026
- Time 12:00PM EDT
- Location Elk Rapids, Michigan
- Price $32.80
- Races 1 race
- Distances Marathon
Event summary
Get ready for a unique and exhilarating experience at the first-ever Short's Shortest Marathon on Sunday, May 17, 2026, in the charming town of Elk Rapids, Antrim! This event redefines the marathon challenge with a playful twist, featuring a zany 262-foot dash through the scenic Shorts Brewing Company production campus. Designed for those who love a good laugh as much as a good race, participants will enjoy a fun-filled atmosphere that culminates in cheers and celebrations at the Pull Barn.
Join fellow champions of chug and revel in the glory of finishing a "marathon" that is over in a flash! Each participant will receive an official commemorative tee, a coveted finishers medal, and a bib number that's Instagram-worthy. Hydration stations will keep you refreshed along the way, and you'll be greeted with high fives and applause at the finish line, reminiscent of the iconic Rocky theme. Plus, all proceeds will support the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project, making your day of fun even more impactful. After the race, celebrate with a pint at your favorite local watering hole, knowing that $1 from every pint sold that day will also support this wonderful cause. Don’t miss out on this unforgettable
Join fellow champions of chug and revel in the glory of finishing a "marathon" that is over in a flash! Each participant will receive an official commemorative tee, a coveted finishers medal, and a bib number that's Instagram-worthy. Hydration stations will keep you refreshed along the way, and you'll be greeted with high fives and applause at the finish line, reminiscent of the iconic Rocky theme. Plus, all proceeds will support the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project, making your day of fun even more impactful. After the race, celebrate with a pint at your favorite local watering hole, knowing that $1 from every pint sold that day will also support this wonderful cause. Don’t miss out on this unforgettable
Organiser's Description
The 2026 Shorts Shortest Marathon: 262 Feet of Glory
Think you've got what it takes to conquer a marathon?
Dont worrythis isn't that. Welcome our take on a racea grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for champions of chug, in-and-around the Shorts Brewing Company production campus and ending with cheers at the Pull Barn. Join us for the first ever Short's Shortest Marathon. The walk back to the Pull Barn may be longer than the actual race but trust us: 262 feet is just long enough to justify wearing athletic gear so you can claim eternal bragging rights and a sweet race cup, all while raising funds for TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project.
What to expect:
* A "marathon" that's over faster than you can say Thirst Mutilator
* Official short sleeved, Shorts Shortest Race commemorative tee
* Finishers medal
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram, tag @shortsbrewing (duh!)
* An aid station strategically located at the course midpoint to provide maximum hydration
* Finish line glory - complete with cheers, high fives and photos (think: the theme from Rocky)
* An afternoon post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole in Elk Rapids
* All proceeds from the event will go towards the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway project, which makes your athletic accomplishment even better than an ice-cold Huma Lupa Licious.
In addition to the proceeds of the event. $1 of each pint sold that day will be donated to Nakwema Trailway.
Think you've got what it takes to conquer a marathon?
Dont worrythis isn't that. Welcome our take on a racea grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for champions of chug, in-and-around the Shorts Brewing Company production campus and ending with cheers at the Pull Barn. Join us for the first ever Short's Shortest Marathon. The walk back to the Pull Barn may be longer than the actual race but trust us: 262 feet is just long enough to justify wearing athletic gear so you can claim eternal bragging rights and a sweet race cup, all while raising funds for TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project.
What to expect:
* A "marathon" that's over faster than you can say Thirst Mutilator
* Official short sleeved, Shorts Shortest Race commemorative tee
* Finishers medal
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram, tag @shortsbrewing (duh!)
* An aid station strategically located at the course midpoint to provide maximum hydration
* Finish line glory - complete with cheers, high fives and photos (think: the theme from Rocky)
* An afternoon post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole in Elk Rapids
* All proceeds from the event will go towards the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway project, which makes your athletic accomplishment even better than an ice-cold Huma Lupa Licious.
In addition to the proceeds of the event. $1 of each pint sold that day will be donated to Nakwema Trailway.
Races
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Short's Shortest Marathon
Incl. $2.80 Fee & T-Shirt
Sun 17th May 2026 (12:00PM EDT)
$32.80
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Location
211 Industrial Park Dr, Elk Rapids, 49629, MI, United States
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