The Short's Shortest Marathon
- Date Sun 5th October 2025
- Time 12:00PM EDT
- Location Elk Rapids, Michigan
- Price $32.80
- Races 1 race
- Distances Marathon
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Event summary
Get ready for an unforgettable experience at the Short's Shortest Marathon on Sunday, October 5th, 2025, in scenic Elk Rapids, Antrim! This isnβt your typical marathonβthis quirky event features a hilariously short race distance of just 262 feet, perfect for those who love fun over fitness. Embrace the spirit of camaraderie as you dash through the finish line, where you'll be greeted with cheers, high fives, and the sweet taste of victory.
Join fellow "Shortletes" for a post-race celebration at your favorite local watering hole, complete with cold drinks and laughter. Each participant will receive a unique bib number, a commemorative medal that doubles as a bottle opener, and an official race t-shirt to proudly display your accomplishment. Plus, all proceeds support TART trails, making this event not only entertaining but also beneficial for the community. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind race where glory and good times await!
Join fellow "Shortletes" for a post-race celebration at your favorite local watering hole, complete with cold drinks and laughter. Each participant will receive a unique bib number, a commemorative medal that doubles as a bottle opener, and an official race t-shirt to proudly display your accomplishment. Plus, all proceeds support TART trails, making this event not only entertaining but also beneficial for the community. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind race where glory and good times await!
Organiser's Description
The Shorts Shortest Marathon - 262 Feet of Glory -
Think you've got what it takes to conquer a marathon? Well, this isn't that. Welcome to Short's Brewing Company's take on a race - a grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for the champions of comfort, not cardio.
Join us for the Short's Shortest Marathon, where the only thing shorter that the course is your attention span. It's just long enough to break a mild sweat, justify wearing athletic gear, and claim eternal bragging rights - all without missing happy hour.
What to expect:
* A "marathon" that's over faster than you can say electrolytes.
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram.
* Finish line glory - complete with cheers and awkward high fives,
* A post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole surrounded by Shortletes (Shorts plus Athletes = Shortletes!)
* A finishers medal that doubles as a bottle opener-because nothing says athletic achievement like opening a cold one with your victory hardware.
* Official race t-shirt (Short Sleeves, Obviously)-Show the world you survived 262 feet of pure determination. Wear is proudly, you have barely earned it.
All proceeds of the event will do to support TART trails, which makes it even sweeter.
Think you've got what it takes to conquer a marathon? Well, this isn't that. Welcome to Short's Brewing Company's take on a race - a grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for the champions of comfort, not cardio.
Join us for the Short's Shortest Marathon, where the only thing shorter that the course is your attention span. It's just long enough to break a mild sweat, justify wearing athletic gear, and claim eternal bragging rights - all without missing happy hour.
What to expect:
* A "marathon" that's over faster than you can say electrolytes.
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram.
* Finish line glory - complete with cheers and awkward high fives,
* A post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole surrounded by Shortletes (Shorts plus Athletes = Shortletes!)
* A finishers medal that doubles as a bottle opener-because nothing says athletic achievement like opening a cold one with your victory hardware.
* Official race t-shirt (Short Sleeves, Obviously)-Show the world you survived 262 feet of pure determination. Wear is proudly, you have barely earned it.
All proceeds of the event will do to support TART trails, which makes it even sweeter.
The Short's Shortest Marathon