The Short's Shortest Marathon
- Date Sun 17th May 2026
- Time 12:00PM EDT
- Location Elk Rapids, Michigan
- Price $32.80
- Races 1 race
- Distances Marathon
Event summary
Get ready for a uniquely exhilarating experience at the inaugural Short's Shortest Marathon on Sunday, May 17, 2026, in the scenic Elk Rapids, Antrim! This event takes the traditional marathon concept and flips it on its head with a whimsical 262-foot dash around the Shorts Brewing Company production campus. Perfect for those who love a good laugh and a light-hearted challenge, this "marathon" is designed for champions of chugging and fun, culminating in a lively celebration at the Pull Barn.
Participants can expect an unforgettable day filled with camaraderie and cheer, as they don their athletic gear to claim bragging rights, a stylish commemorative tee, and a special aluminum cup. With an aid station ensuring hydration and a finish line that promises cheers and high fives, the atmosphere will be electric. Plus, every stride supports a great cause, with all proceeds benefiting the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project. Join us for this one-of-a-kind event that combines fitness, fun, and community spirit—it's a dash you won’t want to miss!
Participants can expect an unforgettable day filled with camaraderie and cheer, as they don their athletic gear to claim bragging rights, a stylish commemorative tee, and a special aluminum cup. With an aid station ensuring hydration and a finish line that promises cheers and high fives, the atmosphere will be electric. Plus, every stride supports a great cause, with all proceeds benefiting the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project. Join us for this one-of-a-kind event that combines fitness, fun, and community spirit—it's a dash you won’t want to miss!
Organiser's Description
The 2026 Shorts Shortest Marathon: 262 Feet of Glory
Think you've got what it takes to conquer a marathon?
Dont worrythis isn't that. Welcome our take on a racea grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for champions of chug, in-and-around the Shorts Brewing Company production campus and ending with cheers at the Pull Barn. Join us for the first ever Short's Shortest Marathon. The walk back to the Pull Barn may be longer than the actual race but trust us: 262 feet is just long enough to justify wearing athletic gear so you can claim eternal bragging rights and a sweet race cup, all while raising funds for TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project.
What to expect:
* A "marathon" that's over faster than you can say Thirst Mutilator
* Official short sleeved, Shorts Shortest Race commemorative tee
* Commemorative aluminum cup
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram, tag @shortsbrewing (duh!)
* An aid station strategically located at the course midpoint to provide maximum hydration
* Finish line glory - complete with cheers, high fives and photos (think: the theme from Rocky)
* An afternoon post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole in Elk Rapids
* All proceeds from the event will go towards the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway project, which makes your athletic accomplishment even better than an ice-cold Huma Lupa Licious.
Think you've got what it takes to conquer a marathon?
Dont worrythis isn't that. Welcome our take on a racea grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for champions of chug, in-and-around the Shorts Brewing Company production campus and ending with cheers at the Pull Barn. Join us for the first ever Short's Shortest Marathon. The walk back to the Pull Barn may be longer than the actual race but trust us: 262 feet is just long enough to justify wearing athletic gear so you can claim eternal bragging rights and a sweet race cup, all while raising funds for TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway Project.
What to expect:
* A "marathon" that's over faster than you can say Thirst Mutilator
* Official short sleeved, Shorts Shortest Race commemorative tee
* Commemorative aluminum cup
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram, tag @shortsbrewing (duh!)
* An aid station strategically located at the course midpoint to provide maximum hydration
* Finish line glory - complete with cheers, high fives and photos (think: the theme from Rocky)
* An afternoon post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole in Elk Rapids
* All proceeds from the event will go towards the TART Trails' Nakwema Trailway project, which makes your athletic accomplishment even better than an ice-cold Huma Lupa Licious.
Races
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Short's Shortest Marathon
Incl. $2.80 Fee & T-Shirt
Sun 17th May 2026 (12:00PM EDT)
$32.80
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Location
211 Industrial Park Dr, Elk Rapids, 49629, MI, United States
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