Fast Times at Canoga High 5K, 10K & Half
- Date Sat 11th October 2025
- Time 7:00AM PDT
- Location Canoga Park, California
- Price $34.99
- Races 4 races
- Distances 5km, 10km, Half Marathon
Event summary
Get ready for an unforgettable experience at the Fast Times at Canoga High 5K, 10K & Half Marathon on Saturday, October 11, 2025! Set in the vibrant Canoga Park, Los Angeles, this 80s high school-themed race is a celebration of nostalgia and fun. Runners will kick off the day at 7:00 a.m. PST at 6846 Owensmouth Ave, where they can choose from an exhilarating lineup of races: the Spicoli Sprint 5K for those who prefer a relaxed pace, the rebellious No Shirt, No Shoes 10K for the daring rule-breakers, and the challenging Ridgemont Crawl Half Marathon for those ready to tackle the ultimate endurance test.
Whether you're sprinting in costume or taking part in the virtual Multiverse Mall Dash, this event promises a lively atmosphere filled with 80s tunes and a dash of quirky fun. Costumes are highly encouraged, so bring your best Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms and feathered hairdos to earn extra credit! Join the race that combines running, nostalgia, and the spirit of high school adventures. Sign up now for a righteous time and relive those iconic moments while getting fit!
Whether you're sprinting in costume or taking part in the virtual Multiverse Mall Dash, this event promises a lively atmosphere filled with 80s tunes and a dash of quirky fun. Costumes are highly encouraged, so bring your best Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms and feathered hairdos to earn extra credit! Join the race that combines running, nostalgia, and the spirit of high school adventures. Sign up now for a righteous time and relive those iconic moments while getting fit!
Organiser's Description
October 11, 2025 . 7:00 a.m. PST . 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Get ready to cut class and cruise into the Fast Times at Canoga Highan 80s high school-themed race inspired by the most iconic mallrats, burnout legends, and SoCal dreamers of the decade.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether you're sprinting for Spicoli, crushing on Stacy, or just here for the vibes, this race lets you live your best homeroom-skipping, mixtape-blasting high school fantasy.
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* Spicoli Sprint 5K The chillest distance for those who show up fashionably late but still get the job done. Bonus points if you order pizza at the finish line.
* No Shirt, No Shoes, 10K male sign This ones for rule breakers, wave chasers, and anyone whos ever daydreamed in class. Dress code optionalattitude required.
* The Ridgemont Crawl Half Marathon Senior year stress meets marathon grind. Long, intense, and full of questionable decisions. You got this, class of 85.
* The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) Transfer students from other timelines can run any distance, anywhere, and still earn their medal. Mallwalkers, youre welcome.
Expect mall food court energy, stoner soundtrack bops, and unexpected pop quiz cheers along the way. Costumes strongly encouragedHot Dog on a Stick uniforms, Vans, and feathered hairdos get extra credit.
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Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Cant make it IRL? Run virtually anytime from Oct 1113, and well ship you your finisher medal. Zero judgment if you run it while cutting class.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. Spicoli says its righteous.
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PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 80S TEEN CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.
Get ready to cut class and cruise into the Fast Times at Canoga Highan 80s high school-themed race inspired by the most iconic mallrats, burnout legends, and SoCal dreamers of the decade.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether you're sprinting for Spicoli, crushing on Stacy, or just here for the vibes, this race lets you live your best homeroom-skipping, mixtape-blasting high school fantasy.
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* Spicoli Sprint 5K The chillest distance for those who show up fashionably late but still get the job done. Bonus points if you order pizza at the finish line.
* No Shirt, No Shoes, 10K male sign This ones for rule breakers, wave chasers, and anyone whos ever daydreamed in class. Dress code optionalattitude required.
* The Ridgemont Crawl Half Marathon Senior year stress meets marathon grind. Long, intense, and full of questionable decisions. You got this, class of 85.
* The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) Transfer students from other timelines can run any distance, anywhere, and still earn their medal. Mallwalkers, youre welcome.
Expect mall food court energy, stoner soundtrack bops, and unexpected pop quiz cheers along the way. Costumes strongly encouragedHot Dog on a Stick uniforms, Vans, and feathered hairdos get extra credit.
---
Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Cant make it IRL? Run virtually anytime from Oct 1113, and well ship you your finisher medal. Zero judgment if you run it while cutting class.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. Spicoli says its righteous.
---
PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 80S TEEN CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.
Races
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Spicoli Sprint 5K
Sat 11th October 2025 (7:00AM PDT)
$34.99
pizza The chillest distance for those who show up fashionably late but still get the job done. Bonus points if you order pizza at the finish line. -
No Shirt, No Shoes, 10K
Sat 11th October 2025 (7:00AM PDT)
$34.99
man surfing This ones for rule breakers, wave chasers, and anyone whos ever daydreamed in class. Dress code optionalattitude required. -
The Ridgemont Crawl Half Marathon
Sat 11th October 2025 (7:00AM PDT)
$34.99
graduation cap Senior year stress meets marathon grind. Long, intense, and full of questionable decisions. You got this, class of 85. -
The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)
$34.99
cyclone Transfer students from other timelines can run any distance, anywhere, and still earn their medal. Mallwalkers, youre welcome.
Fast Times at Canoga High 5K, 10K & Half
