The Encino Man Ice Age Dash
- Date Sat 10th January 2026
- Time 7:00AM PST
- Location Canoga Park, California
- Price $34.99
- Races 4 races
- Distances 5km, 10km, Half Marathon
Event summary
Get ready to unleash your inner caveman at The Encino Man Ice Age Dash on Saturday, January 10, 2026! Set in the vibrant Canoga Park, Los Angeles, this unique running event kicks off at 7:00 a.m. PST at 6846 Owensmouth Ave. Inspired by the beloved 1992 cult classic, this race promises a fun-filled day of laughter, prehistoric vibes, and a celebration of SoCal slacker culture.
Choose from a variety of race distances to suit your style: the short and sweet Caveman Jog 5K, the laid-back Ice Age Shuffle 10K, or challenge yourself with the Slurpee-Fueled Half Marathon, all while enjoying the lively atmosphere complete with prehistoric tunes and icy puns. Plus, for those who prefer to join from home, the Multiverse Frozen Fossil Fun Run offers a virtual option where you can run any distance and still receive your medal. Dust off your running shoes, don your favorite animal pelts, and join in the fun—because evolution waits for no one! Sign up now to be part of this hilarious and nostalgic race experience!
Choose from a variety of race distances to suit your style: the short and sweet Caveman Jog 5K, the laid-back Ice Age Shuffle 10K, or challenge yourself with the Slurpee-Fueled Half Marathon, all while enjoying the lively atmosphere complete with prehistoric tunes and icy puns. Plus, for those who prefer to join from home, the Multiverse Frozen Fossil Fun Run offers a virtual option where you can run any distance and still receive your medal. Dust off your running shoes, don your favorite animal pelts, and join in the fun—because evolution waits for no one! Sign up now to be part of this hilarious and nostalgic race experience!
Organiser's Description
January 10, 2026 . 7:00 a.m. PST . 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA
Dig out your loincloth and unfreeze your running shoesit's time for The Encino Man Ice Age Dash! Inspired by the 1992 cult classic that gave us wheezin the juice and prehistoric high school vibes, this race is a hilarious, frozen-in-time celebration of thawed-out bros and SoCal slacker culture.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether youre a caveman learning to rollerblade or just want to shake off that post-holiday hibernation, youre invited to jog through Canoga Park like its 10,000 BC.
* The Caveman Jog 5K Short, sweet, and the perfect warm-up for a Neander-thrill.
* The Ice Age Shuffle 10K snowflake For bros who wanna go the distance without losing their chill.
* The Slurpee-Fueled Half Marathon Powered by sugar, sarcasm, and the spirit of Pauly Shore.
* The Multiverse Frozen Fossil Fun Run (Virtual) Join from your own glacier and still claim your medal. Bonus points for running in a fur vest.
Expect prehistoric tunes, icy puns, and snowball-level encouragement on the course. Animal pelts optional. Santa Monica High transfers welcome.
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Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run any distance between Jan 1012 and well ship your medal right to your cave. No need to defrost.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. Because evolution waits for no one.
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PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.
Dig out your loincloth and unfreeze your running shoesit's time for The Encino Man Ice Age Dash! Inspired by the 1992 cult classic that gave us wheezin the juice and prehistoric high school vibes, this race is a hilarious, frozen-in-time celebration of thawed-out bros and SoCal slacker culture.
Presented by Jed & Teds Excellent Races
Whether youre a caveman learning to rollerblade or just want to shake off that post-holiday hibernation, youre invited to jog through Canoga Park like its 10,000 BC.
* The Caveman Jog 5K Short, sweet, and the perfect warm-up for a Neander-thrill.
* The Ice Age Shuffle 10K snowflake For bros who wanna go the distance without losing their chill.
* The Slurpee-Fueled Half Marathon Powered by sugar, sarcasm, and the spirit of Pauly Shore.
* The Multiverse Frozen Fossil Fun Run (Virtual) Join from your own glacier and still claim your medal. Bonus points for running in a fur vest.
Expect prehistoric tunes, icy puns, and snowball-level encouragement on the course. Animal pelts optional. Santa Monica High transfers welcome.
---
Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run any distance between Jan 1012 and well ship your medal right to your cave. No need to defrost.
This is a Jed & Teds Excellent Racefun, fast, and full of nostalgia.
Sign up now. Because evolution waits for no one.
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PARODY DISCLAIMER
THIS RACE IS A FAN-MADE PARODY EVENT INSPIRED BY 90S POP CULTURE AND IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH OR ENDORSED BY ANY OFFICIAL TRADEMARK HOLDERS.
Races
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The Caveman Jog 5K
Sat 10th January 2026 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
rock Short, sweet, and the perfect warm-up for a Neander-thrill. -
The Ice Age Shuffle 10K
Sat 10th January 2026 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
snowflake For bros who wanna go the distance without losing their chill. -
The Slurpee-Fueled Half Marathon
Sat 10th January 2026 (7:00AM PST)
$34.99
cup with straw Powered by sugar, sarcasm, and the spirit of Pauly Shore. -
The Multiverse Frozen Fossil Fun Run (Virtual)
$34.99
ice Join from your own glacier and still claim your medal. Bonus points for running in a fur vest.
The Encino Man Ice Age Dash
