Z Krewe's 0.5K - "Racing" Away Again....

IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!

Z KREWE'S 0.5K IS "RACING" AWAY... AGAIN!



JOIN YOUR FELLOW UNDERACHIEVERS FOR A DAY (UMMM... ACTUALLY MORE LIKE 10 MINUTES) OF GLORY, CELEBRATION, AND PARTICIPATION MEDALS WHILE RAISING MONEY FOR GALVESTON COUNTY FOOD BANK'S KIDZ PACZ PROGRAM!

Z KREWE'S 4TH ANNUAL 0.5K WILL BE HELD AT 10:30 AM ON MAY 3, 2025 AT GALVESTON BAY BREWING IN CLEAR LAKE SHORES, TX.



THE DETAILS:

Z KREWE'S 0.5K "RACE" - THAT'S NOT A TYPO. WE MEAN IT... POINT FIVE K -

Z KREWE'S 0.5K WAS CREATED FOR FOLKS WHO ARE NOT READY TO GO THE EXTRA MILE. IN FACT, THEY AREN'T WILLING TO GO A MILE AT ALL. THIS IS A "RACE" FOR THOSE WHO WOULD RATHER BINGE NETFLIX, DRINK BEER, AND EAT DONUTS. Z KREWE'S 0.5K'ERS ARE WILLING TO BE SILLY AND HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN WHILE RAISING MONEY TO HELP THE GALVESTON COUNTY FOOD BANK'S KIDZ PACZ PROGRAM FEED HUNGRY KIDZ DURING THE SUMMER.

THE "RACE" WILL INCORPORATE ALL THE TYPICAL RACE ELEMENTS INTO A TREACHEROUS 1,640-ISH FT "RACE COURSE". BUT WE'VE MIXED IN SOME AMUSING OBSTACLE'S FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT. NO TRAINING OR EFFORT IS REQUIRED. THIS IS A UMM.. "RACE" FOR ALL THE NON-RUNNERS, SLACKERS, UN-RUNNERS, UNDERACHIEVERS AND COUCH POTATOES! IT'S OK TO TAKE YOUR TIME AND NOT "RACE" TO THE FINISH LINE. EVERYONE WILL GET A MEDAL TO SHOW OFF MONDAY AT THE OFFICE!

SOME RACE TIPS:

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GET TO THE STARTING LINE EARLY SO YOU CAN STRETCH (0.3 MILES IS NOTHING TO TAKE TOO LIGHTLY)

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AT THE HALFWAY POINT (THAT'S A WHOPPING .1555555 MILES IN), ENJOY AN ICE COLD ADULT BEVERAGE (OR KIDDO BEVERAGE FOR THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 21) TO STAY HYDRATED AND DOWN SOME CARBS FOR ENERGY

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CELEBRATE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE AND RECEIVE YOUR "FINISHER'S MEDAL" WITH A FINISHER'S BEER (ROOT BEER - FOR THE KIDDOS)!

RACE DAY SCHEDULE:

10:00 AM - PACKET PICK UP OPENS

11:00 AM - STRETCHING & PRE-RACE PARTY WITH PERLA D. FITNESS BEGINS!!!

11:30 AM - Z KREWE'S INFLATE-A-RACE BEGINS ... AND ENDS 2 MINUTES LATER!

11:45 AM - COSTUME CONTEST

12:05 PM - TEST OF ENDURANCE BEGINS!

3:00 PM - AFTER PARTY AT GALVESTON BAY BREWING!



SAFETY FIRST!

A POSSIBLY STAFFED, OR NOT STAFFED AT ALL, FIRST-AID STATION WILL BE IN PLACE. YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE. THE FIRST-AID STATION WILL BE STOCKED WITH BAND-AIDS, ALCOHOL, AND CHEWING GUM IN CASE THERE IS AN EMERGENCY.



GOODIES AND FUN STUFF!

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF!!! YOUR ENTRY FEE WILL GET YOU A BAG OF SWAG FILLED WITH ONE OF THOSE COOL PRETENTIOUS "RACE" STICKERS THAT WILL SAY 0.5K, A FABULOUS T-SHIRT TO PROVE YOU WERE THERE, AND "FINISHER MEDAL" TO SHOW OFF MONDAY AT THE OFFICE SO THAT EVERYONE CAN BE JEALOUS OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS! BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE! ALL REGULAR & VIP ENTRY'S WILL ALSO BE GIVEN A FREE BEER AT THE FINISH LINE!

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IF YOU WANT A T-SHIRT - AND WHO DOESN'T WANT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS - YOU MUST REGISTER BEFORE APRIL 1, 2025!!!

REGISTRATIONS AFTER APRIL 1ST WILL NOT BE GUARANTEED A T-SHIRT OR OTHER SWAG ITEMS!!!



REGULAR OLD JOE ENTRY - "JUST LIKE A REAL NO-LYMPIC ATHLETE"

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ALL FINISHERS WILL RECEIVE A PRETENTIOUS OVAL EURO-STYLE 0.5K RACE STICKER THAT YOU CAN ATTACH TO THE REAR WINDOW OF YOUR CAR TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT A TRUE ATHLETE IS BEHIND THE WHEEL.

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T-SHIRT, OF COURSE!

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CINCH BAG - TO HOLD ALL YOUR GOODIES!

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FINISHER MEDAL - EVERYONE GETS RECOGNIZED FOR THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS AT THIS EVENT, NO MATTER HOW BAD THEY ARE, BECAUSE WE ARE ALL ABOUT POSITIVITY AND SELF-WORTH!

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FINISH LINE BEER - YES! A FREE BEER!!!



VIP UPGRADE - "GO FOR THE GOLD"

DON'T FEEL LIKE RUNNING? DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT THE FULL 656 STEPS? THEN YOU SHOULD BE A VIP! FOR AN ADDITIONAL $30, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO RUN!!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!

LET'S BE HONEST - IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY YOUR WAY INTO DOING NOTHING, THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO. SO GO AHEAD AND GRAB THAT VIP ENTRY! YOU DESERVE IT!

IN ADDITION TO ALL THAT REGULAR SWAG (LISTED ABOVE), YOU WILL RECEIVE:

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VIP LANYARD

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A SMALL TASTING OF 4 GALVESTON BAY BREWING BEERS AND ADMISSION INTO THE VIP PARTY AREA



KIDS 0.5K

THE KIDS 0.5K IS FOR PARTICIPANTS UNDER THE AGE OF 21. THESE ALL STAR KIDDOS WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL MEDAL AND A FINISH LINE ROOT BEER ONCE THEY REACH THE FINISH LINE! (SORRY KIDS ... NO ALCOHOL FOR YOU!) SHIRTS AND OTHER SWAG ITEMS ARE NOT INCLUDED WITH THIS REGISTRATION.



VIRTUAL RACE OPTION! SWAG WITHOUT THE EFFORT.

CANT MAKE THE RACE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT! YOU CAN PARTICIPATE FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR COUCH! VIRTUAL PARTICIPANTS WILL GET A T-SHIRT, THE PRETENTIOUS OVAL STICKER, AND A FINISHER MEDAL JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SO YOU CAN BRAG THAT YOU ARE A FINISHER OF THE 0.5K AND NO ONE WILL KNOW ANY DIFFERENT. BRILLIANT! (ALL VIRTUAL PARTICIPANT NAMES ARE STORED IN AN ENCRYPTED DATABASE CERTIFIED SECURE BY THE NSA AND WILL BE HELD IN STRICT CONFIDENCE AND WILL NEVER BE RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC. YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH US.)



WALK-UPS AND PROCRASTINATORS (OVER THE AGE OF 21)

WALK-UP'S AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT JUST KEPT PUTTING OFF REGISTRATION UNTIL THE VERY LAST MINUTE WILL BE ABLE TO SIGN UP THE MORNING OF THE BIG "RACE"! **SWAG WILL NOT BE GUARANTEED WITH THIS REGISTRATION.** YOU MAY GET A COOL CUP, OR A KOOZIE, OR A SWEET BAG TO CARRY STUFF IN. YOU MAY JUST GET A MOON ROCK... WHO KNOWS!? BUT WHAT WE CAN TELL YOU IS THAT FOR $30 YOU WILL GET A CHANCE TO CONQUER ALL 1,640 FEET OF Z KREWE'S 0.5K AND SOME SAMPLES OF BEERS FROM SOME AMAZING LOCAL BREWERIES!



SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITIES

ALL THE FUN STUFF ASIDE, WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THE END RESULT TO SUPPORT THE GALVESTON COUNTY FOOD BANKS KIDZ PACZ PROGRAM. THE MONEY RAISED AT THIS EVENT WILL HELP PROVIDE KIDZ IN GALVESTON COUNTY WEEKLY SNACKS AND MEALS DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS WHEN SCHOOL LUNCHES ARE NOT AVAILABLE FOR THEM. AND WE'D REALLY LIKE YOUR HELP! AS A SPONSOR, YOUR BUSINESS WILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH WHAT WE BELIEVE WILL BE THE FUNNIEST, COOLEST, AND CRAZIEST EVENT OF THE YEAR. LEVELS START AT $500 AND INCLUDE LOGO ON MARKETING MATERIALS AND SWAG, RACE ENTRIES, VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES, AND MORE!

CAN'T DO A SPONSORSHIP BUT YOU STILL WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH PARTICIPANTS? ADVENTURE STATIONS CAN BE PURCHASED FOR $250. YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN OBSTACLE OR CHALLENGE FOR PARTICIPANTS TO FACE ON THE "RACE" COURSE. WE ENCOURAGE ANY HUMOROUS ACTIVITY. THE GOAL IS TO BE FUN, SILLY, & FOOLISH!

CONTACT US BELOW FOR MORE INFORMATION.