Hell Hath No Flurry
- Date Sat 3rd January 2026
- Time 6:00AM EST
- Location Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
- Price Free
- Races 6 races
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Event summary
Starting at 6:00 AM and running until noon, this event is all about enjoying the outdoors without the pressure of set distances or course markings. Bring a friend, navigate the trails together, and enjoy the camaraderie of fellow runners. Plus, after the run, warm up with delicious hot soup, hot chocolate, and coffee provided by Audrey Burgoon, with all donations benefiting Urban Impact. So gear up, gather your trail buddies, and get ready to start the year strong at Hell Hath No Flurry!
Organiser's Description
Join us on Saturday, January 3, 2026, as we shake off the last of the holiday wiggles and welcome a new year of miles on the beautiful winter trails of Settlers Cabin Park. This relaxed, community-driven Fat Assstyle run is the perfect reset between the end of the festivities and the beginning of your training season.
Event Details
Location: Algonquin Grove, Settlers Cabin Park
Start Time: 6:00 AM
End Time: Noon
Course: ~5ish-mile loop
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/421172975
Run one loop. Run six. Or string them together and start your year with a 50K.
No pressure. No set distance. Just run as much (or as little) as your legs are ready for.
snowflake Fat Ass Event Format
This is a classic Fat Assstyle run:
No course markings bring a friend or meet new trail buddies to navigate together
No aid stations carry what you need and resupply from your car after each loop
No frills, no fees, no whining just winter trails and community
Registration (Free Please Sign Up)
While this is a free Fat Ass event, everyone planning to participate is asked to sign up so we know who to expect.
Signing up helps us gauge attendance, communicate updates, and plan post-run goodies no payment required.
hot beverage Post-Run Warmth & Giveback
At 11:00 AM, Audrey Burgoon your savior from the back aid station during the race will arrive with hot soup, hot chocolate, and coffee for everyone.
Donations will be accepted
All proceeds benefit Urban Impact
Stick around, bring something to share, and re-calorate together before heading home to warm showers, warm clothes, and that familiar glow of early-season training legs.
Start the year strong.
Embrace the cold.
Find the fire.
snowflake Hell Hath No Flurry awaits. snowflake
Races
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Hell Hath No Flurry - 6AM Start - 50k Goal
Sat 3rd January 2026 (6:00AM EST)
Free
Sign up for this one if you think you'll be there for the 50k! Be Brave! -
Hell Hath No Flurry - 6AM Start - 1-4 Loops
Sat 3rd January 2026 (6:00AM EST)
Free
Sign up for this one if you'll start at 6AM but leave after 1, 2, or 3 loops before the food arrives. Be rational! -
Hell Hath No Flurry - 8AM Start - Run Until Food
Sat 3rd January 2026 (8:00AM EST)
Free
Sign up for this one if you don't like to get up early but still like to run until to get food. Be Smart! -
Hell Hath No Flurry - 8AM Start - Leave Before Food
Sat 3rd January 2026 (8:00AM EST)
Free
Sign up for this one if you don't like to get up early and get a run in but still have stuff to do. Be Productive! -
Hell Hath No Flurry - Not Sure of Start Time - Run Until Food
Sat 3rd January 2026 (9:00AM EST)
Free
Be this one if you are indecisive but like hot soups and coffee! Be flexible! -
Hell Hath No Flurry - Not Sure of Start Time - Leave Before Food
Sat 3rd January 2026 (9:00AM EST)
Free
Be this one if you are indecisive but know you can't stay late. Be prepared!
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Location
Papoose Drive, Algonquin Grove, Pittsburgh, 15205, PA, United States
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