"I Can’t Bexar Another 5k” 0.5k
- Date Sat 31st October 2026
- Time 10:00AM CDT
- Location San Antonio, Texas
- Price $30.00
- Races 1 race
Last chance to enter
Race day is fast approaching
Event summary
Get ready for a unique and entertaining experience at the 3rd Annual "I Can’t Bexar Another 5k” 0.5k event on Saturday, October 31, 2026, in San Antonio, Bexar! This fun-filled day kicks off at the Burleson Yard Beer Garden and concludes at Alamo Beer, where the real celebration begins. Whether you’re aiming to conquer the full 0.5k distance or just want to embrace your inner slacker, this event promises to be a memorable one. Participants can enjoy a variety of activities, including a costume contest, selfie opportunities, and a post-race party featuring Alamo Beer’s SPOOKTOBERFEST celebration.
Not only will everyone receive a unique medal that doubles as a coaster, but you can also indulge in a refreshing beer at the finish line. For those who prefer a more leisurely approach, a VIP option allows you to ride in style while still getting all the swag. Don’t miss out on the fun—register before October 10 to secure your exclusive event t-shirt and show off your dedication to this quirky race! Join fellow participants and celebrate triumph, laughter, and camaraderie at this one-of-a-kind event in San
Not only will everyone receive a unique medal that doubles as a coaster, but you can also indulge in a refreshing beer at the finish line. For those who prefer a more leisurely approach, a VIP option allows you to ride in style while still getting all the swag. Don’t miss out on the fun—register before October 10 to secure your exclusive event t-shirt and show off your dedication to this quirky race! Join fellow participants and celebrate triumph, laughter, and camaraderie at this one-of-a-kind event in San
Organiser's Description
The Big Deal
Join your fellow Slackers for a day, or 15 minutes of triumph, self-awareness, a COSPLAY-worthy contest.
The 3rd Annual I Cant Bexar Another 5k 0.5k on October 18th, 2025, at 10:00am sharp (or close to it) starting at Burleson Yard Beer Garden and ending at Alamo Beer.
Remember to hydrate yourselves to prep for the grueling event. We have a training program upon request. Really.
Well finish at Alamo Beer. Now comes the celebration! You can take a whole bunch of selfies at our selfie wall, post them all over social media, even TikTok, and rub it in to your friends (if you even have any) that youre a FINISHER!
We have a lazy option for you that are simply too lazy to walk the 543 yards. Simply indicate that you are truly a Slacker and too lazy at the registration, and well mail you the swag. Lazy Participants will get the t-shirt, the pretentious sticker and a leather medal that doubles as a coaster proof you finished the punishing race.
Goodies and Fun Stuff!
If you want a stylish, lavish, highly sought-after t-shirt on race you must register prior to October 10th. If you miss the gate, some shirts will be available two-three weeks after registration, so youll need to pick them up then. Well let you know when your ship (shirt) comes in. This is why we really do it, anyway.
The flashy oval 0.5k sticker shows your dedication to training and endurance for all to see. So, brag a little. Stick it right on your front windshield at eye-level so you can enjoy it too, along with the jealous glares of your fellow commuters as they meet you in the other lane.
Medals. EVERYONE gets one, and itll be the coolest one you ever got. It doubles as a coaster, so when you entertain friends, you can passive-aggressively brag.
We will continue to have a rejuvenation station, first aid (not really-if you need it, its on you), and the smoking area at the halfway mark. We decided to have this due to the difficulty level of the race for your own safety.
Theres also the very competitive, popular vote individual and group costume contests with prizes. Dress up in anything fun or stupid. If youre even considering this, you probably already have a costume in your secret closet.
Post- race celebration and victory party is at Alamo Beer, where theyre opening early just for us, and because they recognize the importance of hydration and a free beer. Yay! Its Alamo Beers SPOOKTOBERFEST celebration, and theyll have porta-potties. Only the best for you.
VIP Option is for those that don't feel you can make it the full 543 yards. If you think you are too important to run (walk), for an additional only $15, you can ride to the finish line on the tailgate of a snappy Dodge 3500 Dually, you big spender, you! Only the best for you. AND youll get a special lanyard that sets you apart from everyone else. Only the best for you.
You get your free beer at the finish. You may get only one free beer, but you can always buy more of Alamo Beers special SPOOKTOBERFEST beer, so please think about an Uber or DD. Seriously.
Volunteers. Yeah, you. We need you. Simply sign up for it at the link that says Volunteer. You still get all the swag and can drive over the finish line. Only the best for you.
Military are eligible for volunteer credit, and high schooler eligible for Community Service. Well provide all thats required for the credit.
Register before Oct 12th to guarantee the swag.
Join your fellow Slackers for a day, or 15 minutes of triumph, self-awareness, a COSPLAY-worthy contest.
The 3rd Annual I Cant Bexar Another 5k 0.5k on October 18th, 2025, at 10:00am sharp (or close to it) starting at Burleson Yard Beer Garden and ending at Alamo Beer.
Remember to hydrate yourselves to prep for the grueling event. We have a training program upon request. Really.
Well finish at Alamo Beer. Now comes the celebration! You can take a whole bunch of selfies at our selfie wall, post them all over social media, even TikTok, and rub it in to your friends (if you even have any) that youre a FINISHER!
We have a lazy option for you that are simply too lazy to walk the 543 yards. Simply indicate that you are truly a Slacker and too lazy at the registration, and well mail you the swag. Lazy Participants will get the t-shirt, the pretentious sticker and a leather medal that doubles as a coaster proof you finished the punishing race.
Goodies and Fun Stuff!
If you want a stylish, lavish, highly sought-after t-shirt on race you must register prior to October 10th. If you miss the gate, some shirts will be available two-three weeks after registration, so youll need to pick them up then. Well let you know when your ship (shirt) comes in. This is why we really do it, anyway.
The flashy oval 0.5k sticker shows your dedication to training and endurance for all to see. So, brag a little. Stick it right on your front windshield at eye-level so you can enjoy it too, along with the jealous glares of your fellow commuters as they meet you in the other lane.
Medals. EVERYONE gets one, and itll be the coolest one you ever got. It doubles as a coaster, so when you entertain friends, you can passive-aggressively brag.
We will continue to have a rejuvenation station, first aid (not really-if you need it, its on you), and the smoking area at the halfway mark. We decided to have this due to the difficulty level of the race for your own safety.
Theres also the very competitive, popular vote individual and group costume contests with prizes. Dress up in anything fun or stupid. If youre even considering this, you probably already have a costume in your secret closet.
Post- race celebration and victory party is at Alamo Beer, where theyre opening early just for us, and because they recognize the importance of hydration and a free beer. Yay! Its Alamo Beers SPOOKTOBERFEST celebration, and theyll have porta-potties. Only the best for you.
VIP Option is for those that don't feel you can make it the full 543 yards. If you think you are too important to run (walk), for an additional only $15, you can ride to the finish line on the tailgate of a snappy Dodge 3500 Dually, you big spender, you! Only the best for you. AND youll get a special lanyard that sets you apart from everyone else. Only the best for you.
You get your free beer at the finish. You may get only one free beer, but you can always buy more of Alamo Beers special SPOOKTOBERFEST beer, so please think about an Uber or DD. Seriously.
Volunteers. Yeah, you. We need you. Simply sign up for it at the link that says Volunteer. You still get all the swag and can drive over the finish line. Only the best for you.
Military are eligible for volunteer credit, and high schooler eligible for Community Service. Well provide all thats required for the credit.
Register before Oct 12th to guarantee the swag.
Races
-
"I Cant Bexar Another 5k 0.5k
Sat 31st October 2026 (10:00AM CDT)
$30.00
0.5k Training Plan Greatness does best with company. In fact, just go ahead on and sign yourself up and your friends right now while youre thinking about it. You can come back to this after. Or come by yourselfthis is a judgement free zone. Believe me. Having a team will build accountability while you set your training milestones before October 31st. If you want to be able to complete the exhausting 0.5K course, youll need to be in the best shape of your life. (OK, maybe notbut youll need to some kind of shaperound, square, pear, rhombus, dodecahedronany shape will do.) Here is an inspirational quote to motivate you glory-seeking 0.5K participants - Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edward Bergen Make sure you like the people on your team. Actually, you dont even need to like them. We just want you to bring them along so they can also experience the feeling of greatness. Oh-and dont forget to actually sign up. Stick to a Training Plan. How long is half of one kilometer? Its roughly 700 steps for a normal-sized human. Dedication. Determination. Domination. Those are the three Ds that take longer to say than it does to finish a 0.5K. Discipline is another word that starts with D, its not really a requirement for this race. Music Sounds Like a Good Idea. Music is helpful for fitness, or so Ive heard. Not much into this fitness thing, unless its I can still fitness pants, so I dont have to buy another size. I cant think of anything else to say at this point. Just go sign up for the race so you dont forget about it. Seriously. Sign up. Oh yeah -try Stretching, maybe. My high school gym teacher said that stretching is good to do for fitness things. We think you should try it, but dont go crazy. Only a couple of yawns re-race should do it. Why stretch? Youll need to stay limber so that you can reach out your arm and grab your participation medal at the end of the race, and then reach out your other arm and grab your free beer. Well have a T-shirt and swag bag there for you, too. But you wont get any of this if you dont sign up.
Reviews
Done this event?
First-hand event reviews from people who have been there, done that and got the breathable T-shirt, really help everyone choose their next event.
Add a reviewLocation
430 Austin St, San Antonio, 78215, TX, United States
Who's In
See who else is doing this event
Be the first
No-one has marked this event as 'Doing' or 'Maybe' yet. Will you be the first?
"I Can’t Bexar Another 5k” 0.5k
