EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
- Date Thu 1st January 2026 - Mon 31st August 2026
- Location Virtual Event
- Price $39.99
- Races 1 race
- Distances 5km, 10km
Event summary
Get ready to kick off the new year with a fun and meaningful challenge at the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K! This exciting virtual event runs from January 1, 2026, until August 31, 2026, allowing participants to complete either a 5K (3.1 miles) or a 10K (6.2 miles) at their own pace and convenience, anywhere they choose. Embrace the spirit of progress over pace, whether you’re shaking off the holiday blues or simply showing up to conquer your goals.
Every entry comes with a stylish custom high-quality shirt and a finisher medal to commemorate your achievement. Plus, your participation supports a fantastic cause, with a portion of the proceeds going to Stand Up To Cancer, helping to make strides toward a world where everyone diagnosed with cancer can become a survivor. Join the movement, share your journey on social media with #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING and #IRUN4MOVEMENT, and let’s make this new year one of health, laughter, and camaraderie!
Every entry comes with a stylish custom high-quality shirt and a finisher medal to commemorate your achievement. Plus, your participation supports a fantastic cause, with a portion of the proceeds going to Stand Up To Cancer, helping to make strides toward a world where everyone diagnosed with cancer can become a survivor. Join the movement, share your journey on social media with #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING and #IRUN4MOVEMENT, and let’s make this new year one of health, laughter, and camaraderie!
Organiser's Description
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before August 31, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before August 31, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
Races
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying!
Incl. $3.50 Fee & EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING: Shirt, Tank, or Lightweight Hoody
$39.99
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