EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
- Date Thu 1st January 2026 - Tue 31st March 2026
- Location Virtual Event
- Price $38.99
- Races 1 race
- Distances 5km, 10km
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Event summary
Kick off the New Year with a fun and fulfilling challenge at the "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying 5K/10K"! This exciting virtual run takes place from January 1 to March 31, 2026, allowing participants to complete the race at their own convenience, anywhere they choose. Whether you're shaking off the holiday indulgences or simply embracing the joy of movement, this event is all about celebrating progress over pace and laughter over limits.
Choose between two distances: the 5K (3.1 miles) or the 10K (6.2 miles) and enjoy a unique experience that promotes health and community spirit. Each registration helps raise funds for Stand Up To Cancer, working towards the mission of making every cancer diagnosis a survival story. Plus, you’ll receive a stylish custom shirt and a cool finisher medal to commemorate your achievement. Join the movement, share your journey on social media, and be part of a community that believes in the power of perseverance!
Choose between two distances: the 5K (3.1 miles) or the 10K (6.2 miles) and enjoy a unique experience that promotes health and community spirit. Each registration helps raise funds for Stand Up To Cancer, working towards the mission of making every cancer diagnosis a survival story. Plus, you’ll receive a stylish custom shirt and a cool finisher medal to commemorate your achievement. Join the movement, share your journey on social media, and be part of a community that believes in the power of perseverance!
Organiser's Description
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before March 31st, 2026
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before March 31st, 2026
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
Races
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying!
Incl. $3.50 Fee & Shirt or Tank
$38.99
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