EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
- Date Thu 1st January 2026 - Thu 30th April 2026
- Location Virtual Event
- Price $38.99
- Races 1 race
- Distances 5km, 10km
Event summary
Get ready to kick off the new year with a fun twist at the Everything Hurts and I'm Dying 5K/10K! This exciting virtual event runs from January 1 to April 30, 2026, allowing participants to complete their chosen distance of either 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at their own pace, anytime and anywhere. Whether you’re shaking off last year’s cobwebs, easing back into fitness, or simply running to show your couch who's boss, this event is all about celebrating progress over pace and laughter over limits.
When you register for the Everything Hurts and I'm Dying 5K/10K, not only do you receive a high-quality custom shirt and a cool finisher medal, but you also contribute to a fantastic cause with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer. So, rally your friends, share your journey on social media with #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING, and let’s make this a memorable start to 2026 while supporting a vital mission of cancer survival. Join us in this uplifting experience!
When you register for the Everything Hurts and I'm Dying 5K/10K, not only do you receive a high-quality custom shirt and a cool finisher medal, but you also contribute to a fantastic cause with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer. So, rally your friends, share your journey on social media with #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING, and let’s make this a memorable start to 2026 while supporting a vital mission of cancer survival. Join us in this uplifting experience!
Organiser's Description
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before April 30, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before April 30, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
Races
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying!
Incl. $3.50 Fee & EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING: Shirt, Tank, or Lightweight Hoody
$38.99
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