EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
- Date Thu 1st January 2026 - Sun 31st May 2026
- Location Virtual Event
- Price $38.99
- Races 1 race
- Distances 5km, 10km
Event summary
Get ready to kick off the New Year with a fun and inspiring challenge at the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K! This exciting virtual event runs from January 1 to May 31, 2026, allowing you to participate at your own pace and convenience. Whether you're looking to ease back into movement, shake off the previous year, or simply want to get active for a great cause, this event is all about celebrating progress over pace and laughter over limits.
Choose between two race distances—3.1 miles for the 5K or 6.2 miles for the 10K—and complete your run anywhere, anytime. All participants will receive a high-quality custom shirt and a cool finisher medal, while also making a meaningful contribution to Stand Up To Cancer. Join the movement, celebrate your achievements, and share your journey on social media using the hashtags #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING and #IRUN4MOVEMENT. Lace up your shoes and get ready to make a difference!
Choose between two race distances—3.1 miles for the 5K or 6.2 miles for the 10K—and complete your run anywhere, anytime. All participants will receive a high-quality custom shirt and a cool finisher medal, while also making a meaningful contribution to Stand Up To Cancer. Join the movement, celebrate your achievements, and share your journey on social media using the hashtags #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING and #IRUN4MOVEMENT. Lace up your shoes and get ready to make a difference!
Organiser's Description
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before May 31, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before May 31, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
Races
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying!
Incl. $3.50 Fee & EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING: Shirt, Tank, or Lightweight Hoody
$38.99
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