EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!
- Date Thu 1st January 2026 - Fri 31st July 2026
- Location Virtual Event
- Price $39.99
- Races 1 race
- Distances 5km, 10km
Event summary
Get ready for a fun and uplifting challenge with the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, happening from January 1, 2026, to July 31, 2026! This unique virtual run invites participants to embrace the spirit of the New Year while acknowledging that our muscles might not be quite ready for the fresh start. Whether you're shaking off the holiday season, getting back into your fitness routine, or simply motivated to conquer your couch, this event is all about celebrating personal progress over speed and finding joy in movement.
Join in on the fun by registering for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K and complete your chosen distance of 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience, anywhere you like. Each registration not only comes with a stylish, high-quality custom shirt and a unique finisher medal but also contributes to a fantastic cause, with proceeds going to Stand Up To Cancer. Share your journey on social media using #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING and let’s make strides together toward a healthier future!
Join in on the fun by registering for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K and complete your chosen distance of 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience, anywhere you like. Each registration not only comes with a stylish, high-quality custom shirt and a unique finisher medal but also contributes to a fantastic cause, with proceeds going to Stand Up To Cancer. Share your journey on social media using #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING and let’s make strides together toward a healthier future!
Organiser's Description
NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before July 31, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
THE EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K PERFECTLY CAPTURES THAT MAGICAL MOMENT WHEN THE CALENDAR RESETS, BUT YOUR MUSCLES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT. WHETHER YOURE EASING BACK INTO MOVEMENT, SHAKING OFF LAST YEAR, OR RUNNING PURELY OUT OF SPITE FOR YOUR COUCH, THIS RUN CELEBRATES PROGRESS OVER PACE AND LAUGHTER OVER LIMITS.
Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor!
TO JOIN:
* Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before July 31, 2026.
* Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
* Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EVERYTHINGHURTSANDIMDYING #IRUN4MOVEMENT
Races
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying!
Incl. $3.50 Fee & EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING: Shirt, Tank, or Lightweight Hoody
$39.99
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